Episode #163; 9:7
Our Commentary
KRAMER: Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight...uh indeterminate. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not that big. Yeah, that's nice, yes okay. Yes, let's have a looksee...ok, so eh, fiber from shirt on the left shoulder. I'm gonna have to keep my on that.
KRUGER: How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand?
KRAMER: Uuh, long long time. Yes, I've seen moles so big they have their own moles. Freckles that cover two men.
Then skip to:
KRAMER: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious.
GEORGE: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else.
KRAMER: George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? (Juliard??? It's a drama school!)
GEORGE: Because, you're not a dermatologist.
KRAMER: He thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section...
Then we have the hilarious scene with the toxic Bronzo reacting to the poison Dr. Sitarides gave Jerry, who throws it on Kramer's face who says that it's toxic, and finishing it with some aloe, caps this ultra hilarious episode off.
Adam - Hilarious episode. Well deserved of the Top 10. What didn't this episode have in it? Jack Klompus, Morty and Helen Seinfeld, and one Kenneth Bania, but we don't dwell on what it didn't have, we dwell on what it did. You've got Mr. Potato Head, you've got so much that I'm speechless. But you do have Jerry saying to Sitarides that it must take a pretty large zit to kill a man. (Adam then shakes his head up and down repeatedly, as if acknowledging the fact that it was a great episode.) It was beautiful. That is all.
EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy
163."The Slicer" (November 13, 1997)
SUMMARY Elaine's neighbor forgot to turn off her alarm clock before leaving on a trip to Europe. George tries to prevent his new boss from recognizing him as the man who threw his son's boom box into the ocean. Dissatisfied with the meat he is getting in his sandwiches, Kramer gets his own meat slicer. Elaine tries to use the slicer to fix her high heels. Jerry dates a lifesaving dermatologist.
DIRECTOR Andy Ackerman
TELEPLAY Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin; story: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, and Darin Henry
GUEST CAST Marcia Cross (Sara); Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger); Larry B. Scott (Arthur Milano); David Moreland (Mr. Parry)
Stats
2nd Siyum
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
JERRY
Sara Sitarides
Girls Who Broke Up With Jerry
Sara Sitarides - Pimple Popper MD
Things We Know About Lomez
Neighbor went on vacation, left alarm on, so he had to blow the circuit
Cat was left there, the autofeeder went off, so he moved into a motel and the cat eventually died
First Times
"K Space Uger" The Kruger
K Space Uger's House of Love
3rd Siyum